Are you for serious?

I am always looking for new and interesting things for W and me to do while Mike's at work. While checking out the local library's website, I ran across this "fun" activity.
Unfortunately for those of you who don't live in the mid-Atlantic states, the Juggling Hoffmans limit their performances to NJ, DE, PA, MD, NY and northern VA. I'm sure, however, if you contacted them via their website they might consider expanding their geographic area.
Seriously, I think I would rather have a root canal than endure this "performance art" dynamic duo.